MARTY
Ken saw me today and said he thought my outfit was very cute. And he prefaced his compliment by saying what I'm about to say is not meant to be harassment but just a compliment and I'm only saying it because you are Marty Walter and I know I can say that to you and tell you that you caught my eye from the doorway and I stepped into the hall to see who it was that just walked by and it was you in a very cute outfit.

TROY (I sat up in bed to see her outfit. Marty struck various poses while lying next to me.)
That was very nice for Ken to compliment your outfit. It is cute.

MARTY(Marty flitted her skirt up to expose her undergarment)
It might be because of my Spanx. These are my super Spanx. 

TROY
I didn't know there were kinds.

MARTY
Yes. I have two. These just go up to my waist. My other ones go up just below my bra. 

TROY
Huh. 

MARTY
These have a hole in the crotch. 

TROY
What? Really? Like, for having sex?

MARTY
No. 

TROY
Is it an air hole? 

MARTY
No. It's just a these-are-really-old-and-I'm-too-cheap-to-buy-a-new-pair hole.