BELLA
daddy! daddy! i've got to go potty!

TROY
do you have to go poop?

BELLA
yes.

TROY
do you want to go on the toilet?

BELLA
no.

TROY
if you go poop on the toilet, you get a present.

BELLA
you have a present for me?

TROY
yes. for the first time you go poop on the toilet i have a present for you.

BELLA
what is it?

TROY
i can't tell you. it's a present.

BELLA
is it hair?

TROY
no bella, it is not hair.

BELLA
is it a racecar?

TROY
no.

BELLA
is it a fork?

TROY
no.

BELLA
is they ears?

TROY
no. it is not a set of ears. and as far as that goes, it is not any kind of human body part. and, you're not going to ever guess what it is. you'll just have to go potty on the toilet and find out.

BELLA
oh.

TROY
so do you want to go potty on the toilet?

BELLA
no.

TROY
don't you want your present?

BELLA
no. i don't want a present.