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CAST darkman and troy
SETTING phone
SCENE i reference one of the more unique details about darkman's youth concerning the year his parents decided to sleep on the front porch of their home.
TROY
so when your parents slept on the front porch that year, did they like do it out there?

DARKMAN
i assure you i've got no worldly idea, but i'll pay you a buck to ask my mom when she comes to town.

TROY
done.

DARKMAN
i'll pay you two bucks to ask when i'm not around.
Published
May 03, 2004
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