PATRON
Can you check to see if you have a book for me?

LIBRARY EMPLOYEE
I'd be glad to, what is the title?

PATRON
Check to see if you have the book Penis Problems.

LIBRARY EMPLOYEE
Uh, ok.

(Employee types Penis Problems into the computer. When the patron looks at the computer screen she starts laughing hysterically.)

PATRON
No no no! The book I want is Pianist Problems. (makes a piano playing motion with her hands)