TROY
What do you think Jesus looked like?

JOHN
What do you mean?

TROY
I mean do you think he would have been white, black, just dark complected.

JOHN
Well, I don't know. I imagine he would have been Arabic, maybe black, but definitely dark-skinned.

TROY
And, why do you think this.

JOHN
Given the area all that took place, odds definitely favor a dark-complected dude.

TROY
Damn! What a crock!

JOHN
What? What's wrong with you?

TROY
I'm just pissed about this whole American farce about Jesus. I mean what's up with this Andy Gibb looking guy plastered all over the western hemisphere. And, don't even get me started on this Grizzly Adams cat sitting in the big marble chair who is supposed to be God. I just hate being lied to.