NEW GUY
i didn't get my license until i was twenty.

TROY
twenty! wow! that's a long time to wait.

NEW GUY
yeah. i made a bad deal with my parents. it involved braces and a spacer thing i had to wear to get my braces. anyway, it didn't go well and because of that, i didn't start driving until i was twenty.

TROY
your parents are impressive. holding to a conviction that long.

NEW GUY
yeah. they were.

TROY
when i was in high school i once rode the bus to school for a year, when i had a car and license, just so i could sit near a mormon girl i was in love with. her name was lesley dennison. and all that time i never talked to her. i'd just sit a few rows behind her and look at the back of her head.

NEW GUY
boy, it's hard to imagine you ever having problems talking.