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| CAST |
marty, troy |
| SETTING |
talking on phone |
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Marty and I are touching base while I am camping in Michigan and she is at home with the kids. |
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MARTY
I’ve solved a long-standing household mystery.
TROY
Yeah. What is that?
MARTY
Where all the pee around the toilet is coming from.
TROY
Oh.
MARTY
Yeah, it seems when you are not here and we all are, there is no pee around the toilet.
TROY
Oh.
MARTY
Yeah, oh. So when you get back home, you either figure out how to not get pee all around the toilet or you’re going to have to start peeing in a gatorade bottle or in the back yard with Leta. You can choose.
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| NOTE |
I wish I could say this is a new development, but per this 2006 post, it sadly is not.
For the record, I did try sitting down after getting home. The problem is that I do at some point, have to stand back up, and well, let's just say sitting down isn't a full fix to the issue. So it looks like I may be buying more gatorade going forward or fighting for backyard real estate with Bella's dog. |
Published
August 22, 2024
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