TROY
hey. what's up.

LUBY
just trying to get some imacs i bought working.

TROY
we on for lunch?

LUBY
yep.

TROY
what time?

LUBY
noon.

TROY
cool.

LUBY
and, i'm bringing someone.

TROY
ok.

LUBY
and, i'll just forewarn you, he's missing an eye so don't go all gawky on me.

TROY
glass eye, patch or just open?

LUBY
patch.

TROY
is it all mayhem under there or pretty tame?

LUBY
big mayhem.

TROY
if you lift the patch up does gold light come out of it like the ark in indiana jones.

LUBY
no, just big gore. you can see all the way down into his throat.

TROY
he's sitting there with you right now isn't he?

LUBY
sure is. right next to me.

TROY
bastard.