BOOKGUY
There were a bunch of college kids over here this past weekend.

TROY
That’s fun.

BOOKGUY
More grousing than anything. It seems the most hated major is English majors.

TROY
English majors? Why’s that?

BOOKGUY
Don’t know but people seem to have a lot of beef with them.

TROY
Is it because they get all the girls?

BOOKGUY
Ha. I don’t think I heard that listed as a reason.

TROY
Maybe you walked in late.