BOOKGUY
comfort dog? that's not a comfort dog. that dog makes me uncomfortable. very uncomfortable.

TROY
yeah, he does look a bit menacing.

BOOKGUY
a bit? it's like a chow, pit bull mix. that dog is well beyond looking just a BIT menacing. and it's going to sit next to me. i know it.

TROY
ok. so it does look a bit more ominous than those yip-yap dogs.

BOOKGUY
and that dog is going to eat me because i smell like Vietnamese food.