TROY
have you been watching much tv?

MARTY
no, not really. there's not much on. just the usual. but it's weird, they have this station all about newborns.

TROY (springing up and suddenly awake)
WHAT! where's it at?

MARTY
just on one of the channels.

TROY
well turn it on! find it!

MARTY
it's not that exciting.

TROY
what are you kidding me.

MARTY
since when do you care so much about newborns.

TROY
newborns!?!?

MARTY
yeah newborns. what did you think i said?

TROY
i thought you said nude porn.