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TROY
Well, you should absolutely keep your options open because you don't want to get cornholed into a situation that warrants...
MR BOOKPIMP
Did you just say cornhole?
TROY
What?
MR BOOKPIMP
Did you just say cornhole?
TROY
Cornhole? No. I said pigeonhole.
MR BOOKPIMP
No. I'm pretty sure you just said you don't want to get cornholed into a situation.
TROY (thinking on it for a moment)
You know I think you're right. I did just say cornhole.
MR BOOKPIMP
That's weird.
TROY
Yeah it is. I wonder where that came from. But, now that I think about it, what the hell does pigeonhole even mean? I've been saying it for years and don't even know what it is. Now cornholed on the other hand is a given. It makes more sense. I will never say pigeonhole again. From here on out people are only getting cornholed in my world.
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