| CAST |
troy and a classmate/friend of bella's |
| SETTING |
bella's school lunchroom |
| SCENE |
i am at bella's school to have lunch with her. while there, one of her friend's approached me and launched into the following conversation. |
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BELLA'S CLASSMATE
troy.
TROY
yes.
BELLA'S CLASSMATE
why do you do troyscripts?
TROY
uhhhhmmm. what?
BELLA'S CLASSMATE
why do you do troyscripts? you know, on that website about bella.
TROY
uhhhhmmm. yeah. uhhhhmmm. i do troyscripts so i can remember things.
BELLA'S CLASSMATE
did you know bella says a bad word in there?
TROY
uhhhhmmm. no. what word does she say?
BELLA'S CLASSMATE (leans into whisper)
crappy
TROY
really? she says that?
BELLA'S CLASSMATE
yes. she says other things too.
TROY
uhhhhmmm. yeah. i don't remember.
BELLA'S CLASSMATE
but you said that was why you do troyscripts. so you can remember.
TROY
uhhhhmmm. yeah. then i guess it's so i don't have to remember.
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| NOTE |
based on the above conversation would you believe that i used to get paid to talk for a living.
i knew this was going to happen. that bella's friends would one day discover this website and read about bella and comment on what they read. it's just happening about seven years sooner than i expected. fortunately bella not only did not mind this intrusion into her world i think she thinks everyone has such a thing, just like everyone has a home and a book-bag and a bellybutton. it may get interesting when she learns this is not the case. |
