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IS THAT MY TOOTHBRUSH?
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CAST bella (2), alex (.5) and troy
SETTING me pushing a stroller home from the park
SCENE while i'm pushing the stroller i look in to find bella holding one of her shoes to her mouth and licking it.
TROY
bella, don't lick your shoes.

BELLA
why?

TROY
because they're dirty.

BELLA
that's why i clean them.

TROY
you can clean them, just don't do it with your mouth.

(few minutes pass and i see she's licking them again)

TROY
bella, i said to stop that.

BELLA
but they have dog poop on them.

TROY
oh jesus bella! stop licking your shoes! right now!

BELLA
why?

TROY
because they're dirty and you're about to make me vomit.

BELLA
why you vomit dad?

TROY
because you're licking dog poop off your shoes isabella.

BELLA
because i clean my shoes?

TROY
yes bella, because you clean your shoes.
NOTE does anyone know how to get a hold of that tiny lady from the poltergeist movie because i need some serious demons culled from me. totally serious demons.
Published
September 25, 2003
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