STRONG HANDSHAKE GIRL
who wants to deal with an uncircumcised penis anyway.

TROY
maybe the guy it belonged to.

STRONG HANDSHAKE GIRL
if a guy isn't circumcised, then the girl has to worry about what all is hiding up in there. it could be filthy. how gross is that.

TROY
i should think that a fellow would know how to clean himself if that's what he always had. and, if he didn't you'd have other, greater hygiene issues to contend with anyway.

STRONG HANDSHAKE GIRL
i just don't have faith it wouldn't be a mess.

TROY
that's rich. women are sportin a veritable petri dish given all those labial folds and crannies carrying everything from underwear lint to 3 month old soap scum.

STRONG HANDSHAKE GIRL
well i trust a woman to be able to keep that all clean over a guy any day. they'd have no prayer.

TROY
if a guy always had foreskin it's not like there'd be pustulating ooze and loose change falling out of the thing.

STRONG HANDSHAKE GIRL
ok, i think we just entered into a state of too much information.

DARKMAN
so troy, how's your circumcision boycott doing anyway.

TROY
tied for second. i'm real surprised it's not doing better.

BOMBER
and what's the most boycotted item.

TROY(looking at strong handshake girl)
the phrase "too much information".

STRONG HANDSHAKE GIRL
(rolls eyes and looks away)