TROY
so what's new with you guys since i saw you last year?

THE WIFE
uh...

THE HUSBAND
well...

THE WIFE (in an upbeat, excited tone)
we have a new therapist we both like.

TROY
uh, you mean, like a physical therapist?

THE HUSBAND
no a marriage therapist.

TROY
oh. wow. ok. so no small talk. we're just going to get into it? with that as our starting point, i think we'll be talking about your last exciting bedroom encounter in the next five minutes.

THE WIFE
it's you troy. it's bound to come out sooner or later. why fight it?