EVIL GIRL
Nice hair! (referring to my crazy pompadour)

TROY
Nice bangs (referring to here heavily sprayed mall hair)

EVIL GIRL
My bangs are raging (some catch word from the times)

TROY
A raging inferno maybe. If a single person in this entire establishment lit a match, you'd be bald.

EVIL GIRL
You're an a**hole. I oughta get some of my friends to kick your measly ass.

MIKE
Yeah I hear the class of 92 is a tough lot

EVIL GIRL
They are. I bet you guys go to Meramac (cheesy local community college)

TROY
And I bet you go to Xavier's school of prostitution.

EVIL GIRL
As a matter of fact I do and I make $100 a night

TROY
I bet that's 100 dissatisfied customers.

(It would be at this point she lost it, tried to dump her soda on me and marched out, her towering hair scraping the top of the doorjam)

On leaving the place an old couple stopped me and my girlfriend

OLD GUY
Young man, my wife and I have been coming here on this day for 32 years now, it's where we met, and that is the funniest thing I've ever heard here.

TROY
Well thanks, she was not a very pleasant person.

OLD WOMAN
Yeah, she was a real bitch.